nerdynerdynerdynerd:

asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

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vega-ofthe-lyre:

one of the profoundest regrets of my life is that i’ve never been abducted from my bed by some eldritch fey creature to be his unholy bride and carried off in his arms into the night on a black steed swathed in his black cloak with my hair streaming in the wind

what more does a girl have to do to be an ingénue in a dark gothic fairytale? REALLY. i ask you.

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On Removing Candle Wax from a Cassock: An Applied Manual for the Anglo Catholic

(Source: ohzeitgeist, via novangla)

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Somebody help Chilton

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Tumblr hiatus (for realzies) until May 1.

Too much shit to do. If you see me on here, throw things at me. 

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"Personally, I really loved the finale. I think it’s incredibly admirable how Agent Maria Hill is so dedicated to her job that she’s willing to put up with being constantly creeped on by a guy who will not accept that this relationship is never happening even after nearly two decades, all to keep an eye on the reformed Willow Rosenburg and that shifty Dr. Horrible fellow. It was a shame how her junior agent couldn’t take it anymore and had to fake her own death so she could be reassigned, but can you blame her for getting out of that hot mess as soon as possible?"

madcapjest on the How I Met Your Mother finale (via nanceoir)

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ratak-monodosico:

London Night – John Morrison and Harold Burdekin, 1934

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HEY, TUMBLR. I HAVE MOVIE NEWS.

rainbowrowell:

DREAMWORKS PLANS TO MAKE AN ELEANOR & PARK MOVIE.

CROSS YOUR FINGERS.

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YAAAAAAAY 

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S C R E A M I N G  

S C R E A M I N G  

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Harvard discovers three of its library books are bound in human flesh

bluesrat:

It never ceases to astound me just how messed up history is.

Next time somebody claims we’re still living in the Dark Ages, you can tell them, “At least we don’t think it’s a love note to turn a guy who was flayed alive into a book.”

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robotindisguise:

This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.

robotindisguise:

This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.

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So I somehow wrote nearly 6,600 words this weekend and at least a quarter of them were porn.

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http://22drunkb.tumblr.com/post/81003251446/killerville-haha-this-made-me-so-angry-that-im

killerville:

haha this made me so angry that i’m going to write a fanfiction called KATZ HAS NINE LIVES, and it’s gonna be about how she escapes the basement, then has a tense, emotionally wracking arc where she DOESN’T get fucking slaughtered, because women can have those now without…

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