MY MOM BOUGHT ME TURKISH DELIGHTS I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT EDMUND BETRAYED HIS FAMILY FOR
wtf they taste like shit what drugs were you on edmund were they really worth it
Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
I hope this helps.
is like 50K words of Bucky Barnes readjusting to the 21st century, having intimacy issues with either Steve Rogers or Darcy Lewis or Natasha Romanov or all or none or some of the above, and, like, soft sweaters, and does Tony Stark fix the arm for him after it starts to rust after being in the potomac? Or does he kick him out of the lab because hey, you fucking caused my parents to die in a car wreck, I don’t care how brainwashed you were, get out of my sight. Like does he ever cut his hair or does he just let it keep growing?
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: I’m staring into a lightless abyss. Steve Rogers’ unconditional loyalty to Bucky Barnes has made me a shell of a human being; the fact that Bucky saved Steve’s life without even really knowing who he was has crushed my soul. If you’re not here to talk to me about the winter soldier, don’t talk to me at all. I’m with you til the end of the line, pal.
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ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
one of the profoundest regrets of my life is that i’ve never been abducted from my bed by some eldritch fey creature to be his unholy bride and carried off in his arms into the night on a black steed swathed in his black cloak with my hair streaming in the wind
what more does a girl have to do to be an ingénue in a dark gothic fairytale? REALLY. i ask you.
Too much shit to do. If you see me on here, throw things at me.